Becoming an Ex President
US Presidents have a 1 in 4 chance of being impeached, quitting, dying or becoming a vegetable. Will 45 be 1 of the 4?
Those Randy Romans
The Romans had an effective natural contraceptive. It was a plant called Silphium, and the shape of the seed is where we get the traditional heart ♥ shape we all recognize as a symbol of love. Anyway, they F*&%#ed so much that it went extinct.